how stupid it is for me to want to go bowling? why on earth would i want to participate in an activity which requires that innocent people watch my ass? i'm very, very cruel.
in other news, i've booked off a week and a day in the latter part of september. i'll spend some of that time with mom for her birthday, and the rest is all mine. good, something to look forward to.
you could always walk down the lane backwards...
Asses are wonderful creations and should be viewed with awe and admiration.