hessie: so. if i can find you a job you absolutely LOVE to go to every day which pays you three to five times as much as you make now, will you finance my life as a lady of leisure?
dor: in a heartbeat.
hessie: YAY! i now have a goal.
dor: heh. good luck!
hessie: so, that means you need, what, $250K?
dor: yup.
hessie: 'kay.
hessie: you're getting SUCH the deal here.
dor: yup :)
hessie: i only need about 30k/year. which, in your money, is like 20k.
dor: sounds good to me!
hessie: so, what do you want to be? porn star? singer? nuclear physicist?
dor: ahh...uhh...
dor: something with computers
hessie: you already do "something with computers" but you hate it. be more specific.
dor: nooooo. I love what I do, I hate the company I do it for.
hessie: oh.
hessie: what about playboy?
dor: what about playboy?
hessie: i bet they have computers.
dor: heh.
I have a friend whose husband got a job offer from Fredericks of Hollywood.. I gave her so much crap.. even though he would have been in accounting..
but do they have naked computers?
hey, maybe you could help the playmate write their bios... i'm so sick of seeing the same turn-ons and turn-offs. like duhhhh, was bad breath ever a turn-on?
and yes, i'm sure they have naked computers... but i'd only use 'em for the articles.
If you get me a job at Playboy that pays $250k/yr I'd be happy to fund your lifestyle to the tune of $40k/yr.
cool... bidding war!
$100,000 USD. ;) Of course, a certain amount of that would be expected to be spent on travelling to visit.
ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!!
Yeah. Now you just have to find that $250,000/yr job. ;)
Incidentally, that's my life insurance value. I keep reminding Gary how much better off financially he'd be if I kicked the bucket. Which is really, really disturbing when I really think about it.