*drip*

my tongue is huge and there's a foul taste in my mouth.

no, it's not ebola. i've just returned from the dentist where my last two mercury amalgam fillings were replaced with the white fillings of indeterminate substance. whee! my teeth are all white again! no silver in my mouth, baby.

now if i would only stop drooling on myself...

p.s. you don't ever want your dentist to say "oh... this is going to take longer than i expected" after he's started working on your teeth.

p.p.s. i found out what the silver things he stuffed down into my gums were. no wonder i'm still in pain.