tall, warm man with no strange bodily odours, preferrably with two day's worth of stubble, to be waiting at my apartment for me with open arms and a long, tight cuddle complete with loving nonsense muttered into the top of my head and soft, wet kisses on my lips.
am i the only person who finds the combination of this post and the last funny?
at a glance, your blog says Wanted: man blah blah blah Eat Me.
purely accidental? or Freudian slip?
a little bit of both, i'm sure. =)