taking stock

things i will miss about my old apartment: - the view - the huge windows - the honeycomb tile on the kitchen counters - the most excellent plumbing - the balcony - the 12 foot ceilings - the inexpensive rent - the quiet neighbourhood - the character building - the never-ending hot water - the sexxy new fridge things i will not miss about my old apartment: - the creaky floors - the carpeted kitchen and bathroom - the shower stall - the expensive heating bills - walking through spider webs on way to my car - the nosy, chicken-burning neighbour - three-hundred square feet - the lack of a bedroom - the bugs - 32 fucking degrees INSIDE in summer - frost on the INSIDE of the windows in winter