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i think you know you're not gay when you're only attracted to the most beautiful specimens of your gender, without exception.

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ah - but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. ;)

not for my example. =)

still having vivid dreams about angelina jolie? thats perfectly natural. run with it ;)

But why cut yourself off from half the population?

What if you're only attracted to the most beautiful of either sex? It must mean I'm a-sexual. And I think it's not too far from the truth. *sigh*

I can now put "not-gay" under sexual orientation. I'm so excited.

Yes, lusting after Angelina Jolie does not make you gay. It means you have a pulse.

Damn, I don't have a pulse it seems. *sigh* I hate when that happens.

I'm quite afraid of Angelina Jolie. I've had nightmares about kissing her, and then those GIGANTIC LIPS swallow my whole head, and then she inhales once and I just go slurp, and down her throat. All that's left of Karl is a ladylike burp and a slight jiggle of her bosom.

Of course, for some people that's probably a sexual fantasy.

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