the only way to go is up

- thinking is bad.
- i may not be able to wait until my birthday for my ibook.
- i love lilac season: i want to dive into a pile of lilacs.
- my personal hell would be to spend eternity writing profiles for online dating/social networking sites.
- let's go to a movie.
- telling people how my heart has been hurting makes me feel uncomfortably vulnerable and weak.
- i'm drinking far too much coffee lately; but, i'm drinking far less vodka.
- mascara makes me feel 10x prettier than usual.
- i'm a dirty, rotten slacker.
- mayonnaise is the devil.