May 2008 Archives

let's see:

- i'm on vacation this week.
- the car is in the shop.
- again.
- i have lilacs in a vase on the windowsill.
- i love lilacs.
- i just ate salad with chicken for lunch.
- i have a houseguest coming to stay for the weekend.
- this means i've been cleaning.
- a lot.
- i've known this guest for almost 13 years, but we've never met.
- i'm driving down to seattle to fetch them, since there's a lack of passport involved.
- i've got tickets to see REM on friday.
- i'm addicted to Mario Kart 64.
- and i can't get a Sloan song out of my head.
- my uncle made me a custom rolling stand for my printer & scanner.
- it is awesome.
- i've been making stuff lately, too.
- rings and magnets and stuff.
- i like making stuff.
- i'm so happy i'm not sick for this vacation.
- i just ate a macaroon.
- yum.
- back to the gym tonight.
- i need that.
- since i've eaten far too many macaroons.
- i can't believe it's almost the end of May.
- car's ready. time to go!

i've been officially sanctioned by my departmental manager to sabotage the office of our returning supervisor (yes, the one who left two months ago -- causing me to cry like a baby). the instruction was to do anything which would "take a long time to clean up".

so... this is where i entreat you, my faithful readers, to help me exact our revenge. i'm thinking vaseline on the door handles, shredded paper in the drawers, dozens of balloons all over the floor.

what would you do if you could do anything to someone's office... without getting in trouble for it?