one month ago, on December 29, 2009, my world changed forever... well, okay. maybe it didn't change forever, but it certainly took a lurching step forward whence it was.
you see, that is the day i (finally) received my iPhone. *sounds of bells chiming and a chorus of angelic voices fill the air*
after blogging and tweeting and pricing and debating and whining and sulking and planning and dismissing, i finally bit the bullet after i received an offer i just could not refuse.
from the first day the iPhone was announced, i wanted one. i knew, in my heart of heart, right down to my tippy-toes that it was device i would love and use. i may have poo-pooed it publically and declared that they were silly and superfluous, but it was all bravado. i wanted one and was upset you had one and i did not. but, you see, i'm still trying to pay back the bank for the reckless financial foolishness of my twenties and a $100+ bill every month just to have a fancy cell phone (even if it will rub your feet, make you chicken soup when you're sick and make unicorns shit rainbows) was just too much to even contemplate then, just as it is now.
the price of the phone itself was always daunting, but not necessarily prohibitive. it was the monthly cost, multiplied by 36 because of the contract you were forced to sign before you could even get your hands on the thing, which slammed the brakes on the practicality of my ever procuring an iPhone.
then, for my thirty-seventh (ohgodohgodohgod) birthday, my lovely boyfriend, Christopher Evans, bought me an iPod Touch. that was the beginning of the end to my iPhone protestations. the iPod Touch cemented in my head, and heart, my desire for The Real Thing: an iPhone. it was both glorious and a horrible tease. it could do so many things the iPhone could, for free; but it wasn't quite there. i wanted the camera, so i could tweet photos. i wanted the GPS, so i would never get lost. i wanted access to the internet EVERYWHERE i went, not just where i could scam free-fi.
after the iPod cracked the wall around my iPhone-loving heart, the announcement that the iPhone would now be carried by Bell & Telus (in addition to Rogers & Fido), planted the seeds of an insidiously ivy-like idea which would worm its way through that crack into my fortress of self-denial. if there were more carriers carrying it, then the prices for the monthly plans would drop. right? that's just good business sense! more competiton means better prices for consumers! well, they were pretty good, but still, after data and caller ID and text messages, plans were still over $75/month, which was still way too much for me to seriously consider committing to paying every month for the next three years.
that's about the time that i found out about a way to buy a two-hundred dollar iPhone for ninety-five dollars; but the plan was still too far above my mental barrier for my to take advantage. next came an email from Colene which boasted an incredible plan. loads of minutes, caller ID, voicemail, texts, data all for a price i could justify just by not going out for dinner once a month. i waffled and whined some more, i crunched so many numbers my spreadsheet was begging for mercy. then, once the last cheque from the November craft fair cleared... i made the call.
just like that, i was an iPhone owner.
of course, it took over two weeks for me to get my phone because it went "out for delivery" via Purolator (now and forever after to be known as "Fuckyouhater") SEVEN DAYS IN A ROW without an actual attempt at delivery at my apartment. my poor, long-suffering boyfriend camped out at my place for three days in their entirety just to make sure i wouldn't miss delivery before Christmas came and i was away to miss it for even longer. gah. even thinking about that ridiculousness makes me cranky.
finally, after some festiveness on the island with my family, i came home to wait some more because the offices weren't open until Tuesday. you can bet your bottom dollar that as soon as my lunch break came that Tuesday, i was in my car, rushing towards the depot to finally rescue my phone from the evil courier's hands.
all that trauma aside, this last month with my iPhone, Spud, has been as advertised. it's everything i hoped it would be. i'm even astounded that the Bell 3G network gives me five full bars of service almost everywhere i go (and even in my office, which is just astounding because with my old phone i had to stand on a chair by the window to be able to have a conversation in here). it's with me everywhere i go and has made me totally anti-social at social occasions because i'm always taking it out to tweet something or check my email (but, thankfully, most of my friends have them, so they're all doing the same thing -- phew). it's my precious. i loves it and kind of wonder why i waited so long.
